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October 19, 2009 at 3:40 AM Leave a comment

How to order Dairy Queen like a Pro

If you don’t mind browbeating the teenager behind the counter: “One small cup of vanilla with butterscotch dip and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups on top” (official rules prohibit employees from using candy as toppings, as opposed to mix-ins)

If you laugh in the face of bloat: “One medium butterscotch malted”

If you promised your dog the leftovers: “One vanilla kiddie cone with butterscotch dip” (eat only the ice cream, not the cone, and make sure to save the paper)

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EMULATE BOCA: EAT EVERYTHING

Conversions

1 TBS = 3 TSP

1 CUP = 8 FL OZ
= 1/2 PINT

1 QUART = 4 CUPS
= 16 FL OZ
= 2 PINTS

1 GALLON = 4 QUARTS

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